Welcome to the ultimate ERP showdown. In this video, the biggest names in enterprise software go head to head at “demo day,” where buzzwords fly faster than product updates. SAP shows up fashionably late, Oracle is pushing its latest “Fusion” remix, Microsoft is billing by the minute, and Workday is still trying to make culture sound like a feature. It’s everything you love to hate about vendor sales theater, from fake innovation to desperate charm campaigns. Beneath the laughs, this is a sharp look at how the software industry sells transformation through rebranding and ritual while real users just want systems that actually work.